Mountain Hideout Solid Cologne

We're making these colognes to order just for you! We expect them to ship on June 1st, and orders close on May 15th.

You're on the run, and the best place to hide is up the mountain.

• Smells of pine trees, pine cones, campfire, and damp earth.
• Provides an everyday hideaway from HR’s BS.
• Like taking a wonderful walk through the woods, but with fewer attack squirrels.
• Made with love and laughter (and other natural ingredients).
• Cures cabin fever (and no copay!).

Rocky peaks and tree-studded paths smell of freedom and promise. A whiff of campfire on the breeze, the scent of pine, and cool stone clear your head. There’s a little wet earth from recent rains...but not enough to leave a trace. When you’re on the run from life, the best place to hide is always up the mountain.

Yes, you’ve reached your hideaway. And here at your mountain refuge, you’re free.

All our scents are skin-safe and long-lasting. Because we feel like scent is a personal thing to be shared between you and those literally closest to you, these are subtle scents. They will not overpower a crowded elevator or make you "that guy with all the cologne." They're designed to create an impression, not an impact.

0.5 oz of woodsy goodness