Duke Cannnon Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

Key Features:

-3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal

-Made in the USA by humans, not elves

-May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

-A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty

-According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

-10 oz.