Blazing Saddles Beard Oil & Hair Elixir

Saunter that coiffure into a room with the confidence of a rugged, roguish cowboy accompanied by eagles carrying pearl-grip six-shooters filled with bullets made of sheer animal magnetism.

• What does it smell like? This quick-absorbing  bottle of badassery rides shotgun with the scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
• What is this beard elixir? Soothes even the wildest bird nest of scraggly beard, while smelling absolutely divine.
  
• Is it good for head hairs? YES!!! Can be used as beard oil, but also makes a great hair oil for both women and men. It is the pinnacle of grooming products for both genders (pinnacle-ness not guaranteed.)
  It's the scent that cowboys write poetry about, cowgirls sing songs about, and crickets' fiddle about all night long.
• What if I don't love it? All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
• Can I get "insert favorite scent" in your Magic Beard & Hair Elixir? This is a darn fine question and one we get a lot. And because we LOVE our customers we sometimes bend to demand, especially for such a dang fine scent as Blazing Saddles, get it while it's here.
• Is this oil worth it? Ultimately, as with everything, it comes down to your personal preference and how you want to live your life... and I can't tell you that, my friend. Only you know how to live your life. But I will say that if you decide you made a mistake, don't sweat it, just write our customer satisfaction enthusiasts.
  
• Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points? We are Outlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.

This beard and hair elixir is truly a miracle oil.

To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on any hairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there?

My hair is a matted disaster from years of bleaching and coloring. This jojoba and hemp seed oil-based elixir soothes and smooths my angry, frizzy mess.

This siren song of sexiness will subtly introduce you to a board room before you even open your mouth. Our magic combination of oils, mixed with our sexy Blazing Saddle scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush will bring your next meeting to the next level.

3 oz of handmade beardy goodness.